Penelope | Countess Dorota's Opinion on the Upper East Side

HAZEL Williams

She is BFF with Penelope Shafai.
She graduates from the Constance Billard School for Girls in 2009.
She had a boyfriend younger than her who plays the saxophon and two different sport positions, according to the webisodes about their time during springbreakt, published by the CW during summer 08.
In “02E16 she talks about her “first time” not beeing as she wished.
She is quite rich and her mother owns a Valentino dress made specially for her the year he did Jacky Kennedys lace mini (S01E14).
She misses first week of senior year an doesn’t appear in the beginning of season 2 until episode 5, and as wl misses school in the week of the Episode S02E07.
She desperatly seeks a new boyfriend in S02E10 and remarks “even moms have boyfriends an I don’t”, while biting into a strawberry, and even thinks, the caiterwaiter couldt be cute.
In S02E12 she finally has a boyfriend that works at the light of the snowflake ball.
In S02E17 Hazel can’t stop her fingers from moving over a invisibel cell phone after Ms Carr took away hers.
She allways hangs with the Mean Girls but doesn’t seem interesting in anything.

Dorotas Opinion: Hazel Who?

She is BFF with Hazel Williams.
Her first name is greek and the name of Ulysses’ long alone wife
Her last name is hebrew and means “horns”
She summerschools at the Sorbonne (according to S01E15).
She graduates from the Constance Billard School for Girls in 2009.
She has a “historical crush on Nate since the 20th century” (Elise in S01E14).
In “02E16 she talks about her “first time” not beeing as she wished.
In ninth grade, a Danish exchange student made out with her junior prom date, and she poured chemical hairdissolver (called “Nairtini”) on the exchange student’s head, according to Chuck in “02E04.
She has an affair with the partner of her father (according to Nelly in S02E14 and Gossip Girl in S02E25).
She seems to lead the Mean Girls when Blair is not available. In S01E13 she tells Blair that she isn’t queen bee anymore. In S02E14 she leads the girls in harassing Nelly. In S02E25 she is about to crown new queen Emma.

Dorotas Opinion: Penelope doesn’t matter. If not even easy Nate notices her, why should Dorota.